Saturday, September 9, 2017

Waka Flocka Flame Concert

Tonight I went to the Waka Flocka Flame concert at ETSU. Going in there were 0 security checks, just hand them your ticket and go in. The first opening act was extremely loud so I went to the concessions to buy earplugs but they weren't selling any, so I went and stuffed my ears with toilet paper. The opening acts were good, I especially liked Seckond Chaynce.  Towards the end of their performance a sad, sad, degenerate thought that it would be a fun idea to steal my hat from my head. I became extremely agitated/disappointed and left the crowd. Besides the theft, I was also deeply saddened by the sheer number of people who were vaping, smoking weed, and drinking alcohol inside the minidome. I stood alone outside the crowd with my hands in my pockets securing my valuables for the remainder of the opening acts. I must have stuck out like a sore thumb because two separate girls came over to introduce themselves and to inquire as to why I was alone. However, my experience got better once Waka Flocka's portion of the show started. He did all of his famous songs, and I slowly moved back into the crowd. I noticed that he and I were wearing the same vans. He came out into the crowd and I got very close to him, but I decided that it would be rude to reach out and touch him. After a bit he resumed his position singing his final songs on the stage. After it was over I found a guy with a headset that was telling people what do to backstage and asked him to tell Waka Flocka that I plan to sell his muffin recipe at the ETSU farmers market. He laughed. I hope he didn't think I was kidding.

Monday, September 4, 2017

ETSU Football Game

I went to the first ETSU football game yesterday. I didn't actually go into the game but I handed out free honors hotdogs out front of the honors house on campus. I was there for a while but then the flow of hotdogs stopped. We had run out. When we ran out there were some frat boys wanting hotdogs and I said something along the lines of "Oh yeah we've got more it'll just be a few minutes." But we didn't have more. I definitely got some weird looks from the frat boys when we started cleaning everything up and taking down the tables. Oh well.